What Do You Get When You Mix Alcohol and Literature?

How about a laugh?

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

A) Tequila Mockingbird

b) Ernest Hemingway

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The Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Photo Contest

From sexy, to scientific, to stoned and drunk, the literary, to downright evil, here are the ten best Elf on the Shelf photos I was able to find this year.  Which would you choose as the winner?

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As I perused the Twitters this morning for content, I came across a funny Elf on the Shelf photo in which the Elf was taped up to the wall and surrounded by little Army action figures. Then commenced the plunge into the Dark Elf Abyss of hundreds of photos…. photo collages, groups and pins. It was never ending.

Here, I have collected my favorite 12. Now I’m asking for your help in narrowing them down to the best one. Or, simply pick your favorite and tell me why ūüôā Personally, I think it’s a tie between the Elf Lemonade and the Elf holding a Barbie head with the sign that reads, “Your next,” because the book stack behind it was carefully picked.

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“The more that you read, the more things

‚ÄúThe more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.‚ÄĚ – Dr. Seus