The Best at writing about drinking – Bukowski or Hemingway?

Who was the better at writing about drinking – Bukowski or Hemingway? While we may never be able to sit and drink with these two creatives in a beer pong match, we can still hypothesize about what a match between these two would have been like. Below I have collated some of the best quotes about drinking from these two writing canons.

Bukoswki Quotes about Writing and Drinking

Bukowski on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books
Bukowski on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books
  1. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.
  2. Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
  3. My beer drunk soul is sadder than all the dead Christmas trees of the world.
  4. I’m just an alcoholic who became a writer so that I would be able to stay in bed until noon.
  5. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
  6. We really had nothing to do but drink wine and make love.
  7. “That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

If are enjoying reading these wacked out alcoholic quotes about drinking from Hemingway and Bukowski, check out the Writers Corner at the Ritual Blog.

Mad Men

  • Mad Men is a collection of three disturbing horror shorts from authors living in the Midwest. The themes explored in this collection range from man versus self, man versus man, and man versus creature. [caption id="attachment_4742" align="alignleft" width="188"]Mad Men eBook Mad Men eBook at Mind on Fire Books[/caption] Mad Men begins with Matt’s tale, a thought-provoking thriller which causes the reader to question his reality and what he fears within himself. The second tale explores the grotesque juxtaposed with beautiful nature, where the ending unfolds into a horrific dream, waking in even more terrible pain. The third tale is by seasoned horror writer, A.R. Braun – and his diabolical creatures never disappoint!  A.R. Braun’s goal is to be on the banned book list; we think this tale may just be evil enough to be considered. A must read before it does get banned! Mainstream Horror Shorts don’t always satisfy us in the way they should. They don’t open conversations about what it is that we fear or why we fear such things, they focus mainly on pop culture and gore. The writers in the Mad Men anthology understand the need for literate horror, opening discussions of man’s psyche. When these writers set out to tell a story, they are less interested in conveying fear and more interested in wonder, the sublime, and the infinite strangeness that drives all man and woman. Highly recommended for tweens, teens, and adults. The Mad Men anthology published by Mind on Fire Books. Written by Willy Martinez, A.R. Braun and Matt Lavitt. No part of this book shall be copied without permission from the publisher.

Hemingway Quotes about Writing and Drinking

Drinkers learn cocktail etiquette many ways, and from many sources, but for my money, there is no better drinking guru than Ernest Hemingway.

Hemingway on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books
Hemingway on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books
  1. “Don’t bother with churches, government buildings or city squares. If you want to know about a culture, spend a night in its bars.”
  2. “Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”
  3. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
  4. When asked about drinking while working, Hemingway once responded, “Jesus Christ! Have you ever heard of anyone who drank while he worked? You’re thinking of Faulkner. He does sometimes—and I can tell right in the middle of a page when he’s had his first one.”
  5. In the postscript to a letter to critic Ivan Kaskin in 1935, Hemingway wrote, “When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky? When you are cold and wet what else can warm you? Before an attack who can say anything that gives you the momentary well-being that rum does?… The only time it isn’t good for you is when you write or when you fight. You have to do that cold. But it always helps my shooting. Modern life, too, is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.”
  6. I drink to make other people more interesting.
  7. Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
  8. All the contact I have had with politics has left me feeling as though I had been drinking out of spitoons.
  9. Drinking wine was not a snobbism or a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.

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About Hemingway and Bukowski

Hemingway and Bukowski on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books
Hemingway and Bukowski on Writing and Drinking for the Ritual Blog at Mind on Fire books

Charles Bukowski is one of America’s best-known contemporary writers of poetry and prose, and, many would claim, its most influential and imitated poet. Charles Bukowski was a prolific underground writer who used his poetry and prose to depict the depravity of urban life and the downtrodden in American society. A cult hero, Bukowski relied on experience, emotion, and imagination in his work, using direct language and violent and sexual imagery. Charles Bukowski was born August 16, 1920, and died of Leukemia on March 9, 1994.

Ernest Hemingway was renowned for novels like The Sun Also Rises, A Farewell to Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls and The Old Man and the Sea, which won the Pulitzer Prize in 1953. In 1954, Hemingway won the Nobel Prize. He committed suicide on July 2, 1961, in Ketchum, Idaho. Ernest Miller Hemingway was an American novelist, short-story writer, journalist, and sportsman. His economical and understated style—which he termed the iceberg theory—had a strong influence on 20th-century fiction, while his adventurous lifestyle and his public image brought him admiration from later generations.

In no way do I mean to offend anybody about comparing what Hemingway and Bukowski wrote about drinking. I merely wish to provide some speculative entertainment. I hope you enjoyed or got a slight chuckle out of these.

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